October 25th, 2007
this is an entry. thers something nice about livejournal. facebook sucks. it reminds me of the sims. so many people love it, they get lost in there. yes sir.
July 4th, 2007
well i got some new skis. theyre line twin tips and they are eliptical. yep. eliptical. pretty rad huh kelvin!
June 29th, 2007
|06:53 pm - its the fish|
i have managed to revive the fish. im not quite sure how i achieved this uncommon bringing back of fish from the ded. it doesnt look like it used to tho. the mouse that lives (lived) unnner the desk died. it was a simple procedure transfering its tail onto the fish. i knew that was pretty much all the fish was lacking and sure enough once i'd glued the tail on it got lively again and coughed. its back in its bowl which i had transfered into a picturesque miniature slice of desert however with the nesecary addition of water it no longer resembles a desert and looks more like a suitable home for a small fish. even a fish with a mouse tail. im unsure if the fish is really alive. it could be some kind of zombie. i dunno. it doesnt eat much - well i havent seen it eat at all. yer i think its a fish zombie
May 1st, 2007
my lj doesnt look all snappy like most morons myspaces. myspace sucks. lj's suck less. its my humility and my constant striving to be meek and wholesome that brings you here. i swear i will not treat with your trust lightly! lightly! oh happy lj winter is coming. i hope it is cold and bleaK and unrelenting. theres a blackbird in here somewhere. i ought to put some food out for it. i ought to try and get it to fly out the door. silly bird. blackbirds are nice
February 24th, 2007
megs fish died while she was away so i froze it in a paper cup full of water. its in the freezer compartment of the fridge. maybe it can be restored to life some time in the future when the science gets better. only a few of its fins had fallen off. but fish probably wont need fins in the future.
shes back now but we are apart. she probably doesnt care much about the fish anyway. maybe i will bury it. the notion of burying fish doesnt sound right. maybe i will just flush it down the toilet.
the link to the pic i included in this post didnt work. well i dont kno
January 25th, 2007
this is about me. this is about me. this is about me. this is about me.
January 16th, 2007
in for red fish. in four red fish. in for red fish. in for red fish. in four red fish.
it is quite hot here. 36 degrees. ive been spraying flies with aerogard. it has a nice summery smell. if i go to my home in north melbourne it will be very hot there.
thats the situation.
January 12th, 2007
inspired by fleas. the melancholy flea is a fantastic creature. the flea has known freedom for twelve hours now he has been loose in the world. he sent me a message directly not 40 minits ago. he reports that so far in his excursion he has met with a lot of natural disasters but his well equipped travel pack ensures he cAn adapt and survive these misfortunes. it is hard to kno whether or not to believe in him. i saw raoul yesterday at the takeway metropol. he has chnaged. i dont care. you kno he is a pig. i kno he is a pig.
i am indifferent. i dont even care if he changes his name. probably he will change his name to castor. if he does this i will wheel him away somewhere remote. his wheels will be cheap and certainly malfunction. he will be stuck where i wheel him. dont cry for me its not worth the trouble. there are no sandflies here. just a lot of painful people. how many you ask. well a lot. we can start counting but knowing the exact number does nothing.
the fan in this room is noisy.the fan blades are painted different bright colours and when they turn its so pretty! and hypnotising. i have limbs. bah. i have pretty limbs.
December 19th, 2006
i love my norwegian sheep pic. ive nearly finished making concrete and its tuesdasy the nineteenth which is so unspectacualar and specified. it could be some unspecified day but it isnt. it is also nearly xmas which is kind of nice but xmas goes fast which made me think of heaven hits me hardest. heaven hits me harder
November 27th, 2006
the fata show had no singer but it was great. i could not believe they would do 'short stories with tragic endings'.it was the best show ive been to in ages.there werent many people there.that is a joke.